In memory of my trusty phone... Sorry had to trade you in for my new cellular. Age was catching up... and you are not as responsive to my touch as you used to be... I knew it was time for me to let go when you started to switch off [ by yourself]... Will miss holding onto you... and the sensation of running my fingers over your buttons. [ Blush ] and the pale white shade that you wear. Will miss the cute Smurf Icon that you show on your screen. Sob... [ Dissolves into tears ]